deerhaunter99 wrote:Mainly the Sun for their sports pages and Jeremy Clarkson, and occasionally the DM cause my Dad reads it. (INB4 I get called a Tory Twat (I hate all politics!))
You don't hate all politics though, do you? I don't think anyone does. What an absurd thing to say.
I'm afraid that voicing anything other than total disgust and contempt towards any one of the Sun, the Daily Mail, and/or Jeremy Clarkson (let alone all three)
does make you a bona fide Tory twat. Which is fine, but you need to get to grips with the fact that you don't 'hate all politics', you 'actively quite enjoy centre-right politics', and are a conservative with a small 'c' if not a big one. Perhaps this will help:
http://www.politicalcompass.org/test
I subscribe to the Guardian, in case it wasn't obvious from my smug, patronising tone.