Feed Me Haxball

Girgs is going first, and you have until 18.10 UK time tomorrow.

GOOOOO

Listen up y'all
MC girgs is in the house
Prepare your rape horns, ladies

G to the I to the R to the G
Thine arse is gonna get handed to thee
I'm sad to say this, but your only fan's a tranny
Your own teammates hate you, ask Mani the Pakistani

Scoring own goals is your specialty
Aight, now listen to the melody
It's called The End of your Career, Rhapsody No. 2
Your team's collapsing, there's nothing you can do
Even magic won't help you
No abracadabras or open sesame
Are you stressin, yeah?
Cos I'm only starting adressing you

You call yourself Lloyd Banks
But you're just a scroungy fuckin white boy
Who's living on food stamps
But, hey, that applies to most of your fellow mancs

Wait, son, your mum's getting out of the shower
It's time to show her some Latvian power
So before your tear ducts are getting dem cramps
Imma just say that DUCKS ARE THE FUCKEN CHAMPS

my bars are the most Accurate in this competition,
anyone i come up against is Bound to feel the premonition,
it's too late now don't beg for a treaty or Coalition,
that's it, it's over.. Demolition.
this win so far will be the most Emphatic,
open your eyes and give in, be a BANKS Fanatic,
remember that name, the Genius lyrical psychosomatic,
my bars fire too Heavy for someone with your kind of intellect,
spraying these rhymes so fiercely it's impossible to Interject,
just Jealous every pass you make I intercept,
you getting drawn against me is clearly bad Karma,
i'm as lethal on the field as a Lieutenant in armour,
face it brah, you're just a latvian gypsy Mongoloid farmer,
when rapping i'm a Narcissistic sadistic,
thinking you've a chance to say the least is Optimistic,
after this battle you'll be more Pacifistic,
the things you've said to me are Questionable,
everything you Rhyme is discreditable,
saying own goals is my Specialty?,
i scored one this season you Typical living peasantry,
the winner of this battle is Undisputed,
your rhymes are just filler and Vastly diluted,
you're out of your depth and Worryingly unsuited,
you're like Xavi in the bernabaeu, muted,
who already to lost to BANKS? You did.
the latvian goat loving Zoo kid.

i'm going out now though, any chance we could postpone it a bit? girgs pls

l0l nvm didnt even read op

Your bars are as weak as your mental ability
You will never be a match for my rapping audacity
Shagging sheep is your baa-stime activity
Sound asleep are the sheep
Cos of your miniature anatomy

I'm the undisputed king of rapping
Even my slaves are fuckin hand clapping
And yet you come here questioning my abilities
When you're just a sheltered suburban kid with no responsibilities
A roundhouse kick to the Philippines
Is what you deserve for making up these imagined deficiencies
Yo, but there's no need to get hostile
I'm gonna own you with my expressive style
Even Fred is better than you by a mile
Come on, son, why don't you include a multisyllabic rhyme
In your lines at least for once in a while

I bet you don't even know what that means
You're being blown to fuckin smithereens
And if I really am a mongoloid farmer
What does it tell about you, Mr. Fudgepacker?

btw soz for the late answer, didn't have that much free time today

I'll let you finish it, lul

no worries, ive been at footy all day anyway

never underestimate my abilities as a lyricist
gonna show more intellect than a physicist
give it a rest,
you low life latvian white supremacist
up in heer is BANKS the hero
never gonna get any votes, you'll get zero
gonna be known as the best just like de niro
let me set things stright and make it crystal clear for you
you arent worth my time, not even for a beer or two
down to you again for your third but lets be true,
never stand a chance against me but credit where it's due
gonna lose to me regardless i'm impossible to outdo
run things around heer, i do.
around heer i'm bigger than your country ,my fame is second to none
and my bars are rushed but i'm still number 1
hurt you seem to have something against me
you shouldn't take things i say personally

For the sake of an analogy
If your lyrics were a currency
They'd be worth less than a fucking 3 dollar bill
You can't measure up to my superior skill

I am a 1 man army, 1 man think tank
But I really do must agree, to be frank
Your lyrics are better than your haxball proficiency
The only thing you're good at is mental deficiency

You're Queen Elizabeth and I'm Hirohito
This battle has been won a fair time ago
Bro, it's now known as the Fall of Singapore
So to me this now seems like a simple chore

You probably didn't get the reference, yo
Here's a simpler sentence for you, my special boy
I good - you bad, me win - you are lose
I really don't like left-wing views

I'm as white as it gets, there's no denying
And I have no regrets, it's satisfying
If that's what you call a supremacist
I do confess, you dickless feminist

you might be a latvian but you're no gangster; that you can't hide, you're packing no arms like a thalidomide

you see in my previous two rounds i've brought something to the table,
entertainment and intelligence is evidently fatal,
no matter what you wrote in here you didn't stand a chance,
i would ruin you at anything, rapping, haxing, or even a dance,

you respectfully gave it a go but miserably failed,
everything i've spat i've vigorously nailed,
each word, bar and multi, considerably detailed
you see girgs i'm a natural at everything i do
i'll walk this if my competitors are anything like you

and what is it with your use gifs of biggie,
your lyrics are more to the likeness to that of sigi,
i stooped to the level of using the rick roll
i'm glad your rounds are over, i can put down the sick bowl,
you attempting to rap was making me nauseous
your lyrics seem timid, you're understandably cautious
or you already knew you couldn't win,
now i'll leave you with a chorus

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

gg no re, poll is up

gg