Feed Me Haxball

Sosij is away for the weekend, so being full on gangstas we're not following the rules and starting our battle now. fuk da popo.

Smh, you've got until 19.39


So you fancy yourself as a rapper, that's nice fam, sweet,
But I don't know how you'll spit with your mouth full of rolex's man meat.
Serious bruv, your friendship's sort of unconventional,
And I'm pretty sure your bars'll be completely one dimensional.
You'll probably say I'm shit at hax, that people think that I'm detestable,
But for Fata and NWA I'm completely indespensible.
Speaking of the Melonitos, you committed a betrayal,
When you signed you were acogidos, but then left, man that's ungrateful.
My flow's so ill I can spit with words from español,
Whereas you're just ill, with above average cholesteral.
You're terrible, unbearable, and slightly homosexual,
And I'm sceptical of your genitals, I reckon you've got a seminal receptacle.
You probably don't know what that means, so I'm gonna remind ya,
And I'll do it by quoting Role Models, "Oh my God, it means vagina".
So sausage can you see that my rhymes are fucking magnificent?
You've got no chance son, you're in a bit of a predicament.

smh, I was opening the thread.

Fuck the system

Bar for bar lyric for lyric, me vs opc aint no fair match-up
on the haxball field or in the rap battle thread two right hooks will leave OPC smacked-up
you wanna continue to get rude? i'll put the fist down & knife out, have you shanked-up
me telling you I wouldnt be rude or violent in this? sorry bruv thats just bad-luck

I leid to your face and told you I was going to be polite and not go hard (n/h) coz you're a mate
but the reality is you're just a pigskin gora and from day one I knew you was a fake
chatting shit about me leaving the melons, I left because you joined and ruined NWA
why the fuck would I wanna stay on a team that has OPC on the pitch when I play?

You can be sceptical about my genitals, but my genitalia is giant sized
one over grown meat and 2 veg, one giant sausage and two dumplins either side
your mother pulled down my boxers, the site she got was a fanastic suprise
she let me slip it into her wet vagina, bit the girth of it made her cry

You said I fancy myself as a rapper? Yeah I cant lie that statement is true
but the truth is I am a better rapper, mc and a better haxball player then you
I LOL'd at your first verse, got some hobnobs and made myself a brew
couldnt be bothered to write anything else for this one, so this will have to do.



LETS FUCKING GO

You said you think I'm shit, that you don't wanna play with me,
Bitch you must be mad, you still play for Fatality
You're such a fucking bullshitter, you talk a load of gas,
The real reason you left? You didn't wanna play with Fabregas.
Don't try me sausage, I know more about you than you think,
I'll destroy you mentally, I'll make you need a shrink.
Seriously sausage, you're a bit like uncooked popcorn,
Coz without opc you're just like really seedy porn, BARS
By that I mean absolutely no one wants to watch you,
See you jump around the screen like a fucking kangaroo.
Because your ping's always shit, getting massive spikes constantly,
With a ping graph as red as your arsehole after sodomy.
And I know for some people it's just a curiosity,
But there's no need for rolex to give you a dick-first colonoscopy.
If you've got this far and managed to keep up with my terminology,
Just wait for my next round when you'll need multiple sarcophagi.

Sosij is away, so we'll resume this on Monday

Pls finish it tonight, smh

Yeah sorry I been away since friday, forgive me bros.



This is round two and your second verse is diabolically crap
lets talk about how you're a nobody since you stopped playing haxball with cath
he left the forum and left your friendship and your hax career went down in a crash
you have gone downhill so much you wouldnt even be picked to play a reserves league match

The fact that you mention rolex in every verse must mean you want his desi bootie
I mean I knew you was a bit bent but what you said is just a little bit too fruity
if you like him so much why dont you ask him out to get some dinner and catch a movie?
infact heres a better idea, you can join our fan club and become our number 1 groupy

You talk about my ping, but these days my ping really isnt that bad
you use lag as an excuse when you fuck up open goals, even when you dont drag
the fact that I am on the same team as you does nothing for me apart from make me rage and get me mad
to the point I want to self-destruct and explode in your face like a suicide bomber from baghdad.

You're such a scrawny ugly bastard, I have no idea how your mum can cope
If I was there when you was born, I would have put a razor blade straight to your throat
infact the reason your still alive is because every day she prays and every day she hopes
but deep down inside she prays one day she will wake up to find you hanging dead, swingin from a rope

The reason I mention rolex so much is because I just don't understand,
Why when he's having a wank you say to him 'mate, want a hand?'
You negged me for my first round, whereas I pos repped your verse,
Even though I don't exactly think it was deserved,
I'm just a nice guy like that, that much is evident,
You're just arrogant and not very eloquent,
If you think you're winning this then bitch you're dreaming,
Because my shit's so hot I'll leave the toilet steaming.
By the way I heard your mum has got a load of cellulite,
Didn't stop me fucking her, her pussy's pretty tight.
She also has heavy periods, and one of my hypotheses
Is that she bleeds so much she should call it her monthly ellipses.
So it's clear to see you're getting lyrically assaulted,
But when it comes to me I should lyrically exalted,
You're used to letting goals in, so it won't be hard to concede,
That I just bodied you, the win is guaranteed.

FMAFD
FEED ME ALL FUCKING DAY

I'm gonna go easy this verse because I already won round 1 and won round 2
I could say a lot more deep shit but i'm gonna save that for when I battle that prick dooms
I'm sorry that you lost this, please mate there is nothing more I can do
it was obvious from the start, there was no contest you battling me, it was always you who was gonna lose

o-p-c, what the fuck does that name even stand for?
sounds like a sexually transmitted disease that you contracted from a man-whore
one dark night down an ally way you found the man you searched high and low for
you shagged him so many times you did more BANG BANG then the guns in the korean war

by the way congratulations on becoming the new NWA gaffa
you're going to ruin the melons the same way you fucked up and ruined fata
i'm sick of all your bigman talk that shit is dry and soft like the inside of a jaffa
in real life if you really aint a dick you should win an award online for being the best actor

now, this is the story all about how
my life got flipped-turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
i'll tell you how I stole the last 4 bars because really don't care


FMAFD

sosij

wp brother

Not gonna vote for none of u.

U both were so bad that even ultimate thought you were fighting, but not rapping.

Smh, everyone got shook at how good this battle was and decided to quit rap battle for good.

reel spit @opc

We are so fucking talented.

who won