ROUND 1: CAM VS MOMO

[Cam_Sampbell]

Momi's going first, and we have until 17.53 tomorrow.

GOOOOO

[MoMo]

lol OKE ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
watch this shift

camsamcamsamcmasmcam
can i win this? yes i can
a b c d e f g
a lyrical mother fucker is what I be

i had somin written down ages ago but I lost it
so first i think that deserves a bit of a moan,
and second, ur like the best cap, and a frikin genius
so this might rather turn into a love poem,

u guys must think my brains got a loose screw
challenging a man who, not only equipped with clever puns
but can also rap good too
you'd probably think i dag my own grave
but I'll tell you why thats not true
I'm gonna attack a spot where, NONE of you would expect I would do!

one night when i was banging out some late hax games
came into a room and saw Sam_cam's name
in the chatlog, laughing off, some karl marx's shit
now i'm still not, sure were u sarcastic?

I wanna use this opportunity to say my dues?
i'd rather use this music to express what we go through?
and I know it might feel like sumink.. out of the blues
but I've kinda only challenged you so i could challenge, your views

[rolex]

L0L MOMOS HAIRLINE

[Cam_Sampbell]

Hey looks it's momo, he's gonna rap in slow-mo,
I'm verbally raping him, I'm not even homo.
He's leaks in goals like he's some kind of sieve,
even makes me look good, the worst insult I could give.

You know that him and Ovo are very much alike,
not only are they black, but they suck when on the mic.
Momo calling me out in this round was like a gift.
You could add his bad rapping over all his dot.gifs.

Yeah I signed you for Ducks, now here's your duck costume,
Gonna be a top mascot, then sweep up with a broom.
Mohammad's getting hammered, and your rhymes are a no-no,
So high with my lines, you're coming back down to Earth, MoMo.

[MoMo]

I'm not sure how to rebuttle, i'm not sure if you've rebuttled
I wish you'd taken a bit more before you've posted the bars you bottled
yea i do realise its a real that, i've the easiest name to rhyme with
your bars made me chuckle but the first bars i didnt have to read i could've just mimed it

You're gonna have to excuse me i'm gonna take time, I wont come out with some fake rhymes
I hate how we neglect and down play these showdowns
lets make it about life and not make it about my hairline

this is gonna be more - of a war - trying to shift this battle's laws
and yea you might blame, the sticky cheese, why I'm a little bit more raw -
I don't know if it was one of those drunk nights, if you remember right
I'm so curious what you were talking about that night

Its easier to just chat on ts, i'm experimenting tho so lets cut the bs
I know ur studying, in uni somink to do with politics
and reason why I'm asking this is I'm not clear headed when it comes to it
with no prejudice lets get to know
eachother's prespectivo

[Cam_Sampbell]

You were unfortunate at Bayer, you couldn't take the team higher,
So fast to finish last, it's enough to make you cry ye.
No I'll not sift through all the dot.gifs and cya fishes,
but we all know that a clean sheet is the top of all your wishes.

I don't study politics momo, why'd you say this to me?
It's history, you dissing me? Like what your verse is you see.
Your verses are bare lies, just get back like your hairline,
I don't wanna offend you, but my verses will end you.

I'll change the rhythm, you with me? Watch this.
This verse I got from school, it's iambic.
Don't know about this? It's just like my dick,
It's counted in 10s, confused you with this.

Changing to this now,
I can even use haikus.
It's too much for you

Enough of that fancy shit, I've got some more rhymes to spit.
You've gotta get in the game, my rhymes are from an endless pit.
I'm rolling like your ma, I'm going far, you're getting parred sick.
Even though you're black, you don't get big when you're hard, unlike my yard stick.

#schooled

[<º)))<]

Thanks God it was lambic the word camsam highlighted with a link and not it next ryme

[MoMo]

I have a clean sheet coz I use tissue mate
and i'm way past gifs now so pls why hate
it was laveely at bayern and sam your rap lines are dying
whether your downing them beers or not, you always play like your downing

I wanna keep on experimenting music with life
to create some communionion
I'll rap with question marks coz i havent yet
come onto a conclusion
I don't really know much about poetry
and my english's pretty damp
but do you think language can sometimes make
people think the world is flat?

i mean isn't there's a deeper end to this?
Do we not make these words legit
if i call this style the momaikus style does it mean i know more shit?

or is it all subjective causing us all to alienate and fued
statistically, you're more likely toend up a crackfiend
once you graduate, if you don't evaluate, and go to work like
a machine
its not stress, its just a mess how we let things pass by with a breeze

shouldn't history, be politics? when validated, used as praxis?
your studying history at your uni
but is it history or his story?

[Cam_Sampbell]

Didn't wanna go in strongly, but you've lost like Mitt Romney,
You'll lose this election cause you've got nothing on me.
I digress, I'm making progress I'd be a really good senator,
Your rhymes are like the fiscal cliff, got a deficit on what I sent to you.

Politics in my verse, now your dick's in a hearse.
Choosing me was your curse, can't reimburse me, you're the worst.
I'm sorry MoMo but you're just wasting your time,
I'm just picking you off with every single one of my lines.
You're conceiving more than Mick in that one reserve game,
Now I'm neverlosin, should put my verses in a frame.

Stop using tissues, find a girl for that instead,
My poetry brings girls to me, my flow brings them to bed.
You say you haven't reached a conclusion, that's no illusion,
I'm musing your confusing verses, no hope of a solution.
But I don't wanna diss, the truth is this,
that we all miss momo.gifs

Poll up now btw

[MoMo]

gg bro

[Cam_Sampbell]

gg