Feed Me Haxball

Hello Haxball-World,

as Frank Hemd den Geilem I decided to share my haxball skills with other players who want to get better.
It happens many times that i watch or play matches and players do, in my eyes, every time the same fault and dont even recognize it. But I am not sure if those players even want to get my tips or do not really care. Of course it happens many times that you just fail because of lag, no motivation or no focus, but I will concentrate myself on the situations you do not win or do not see often.

So how that does work?

Just write a comment, write me in TS or a private message which includes some recs (the more the better) and I will watch them when I'm bored or don't have to do anything.
While that I will analyze your gameplay and it would surprise me if there is nothing I don't see what can be done better. After that I will send you a message with my suggestions, if you will then do them is of course your decision.
As more inquiries as longer it will need, so do not ask how long it will take, but it will get done.

Yours sincerely,
0€ - Teacher

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hi,
my teams concede to many goals and dont shoot enough. what do i wrong? could you give me some tipps?
here i have a rec of me playing haxball: http://haxrec.com/71879
i look forward to get an answer soon and to become a pro through that :-)
herna

You lost your best scorer of last ssn (maybe the best of tut's history per ssn?), maybe its one! reason for it that you dont shoot enough now?
for conceding goals is the biggest reason that you played GK and maybe the point that your def-style is to risky with more focus for the off. But then your team must score more goals. For this see sentence 1 :-)

Well, with Frank Hemd den Geilem in the room it is almost impossible to not concede. Please notice that and next time send a reyplay against opponents under normal conditions.

But ofc I would not represent the glorious brand Frank Hemd correctly if I could not give you some less tips, when goals happened.

4:25 - The situation is beginning with an easy backpass fail by your sweden legionnaire Yawn. After that you as Herna just ran into two players that the gate is open for easy scoring, which is the worsest thing you could do after scoring an owngoal. And the 3rd fail, made by Formiga, is the result from 3 easy faults, what is definitely too much against this top team, especially when Frank Hemd den Geilem is also in the room.

15:05 - The ball was in the corner and all was good. Ayla and Yawn both attacked Storm and you made clear that the ball could not go out of the offensive zone. The problem was that both strikers could not manage to safe or even score a goal in this good looking situation and then it was a bit unlucky. A really short misunderstanding between aeRo and Yawn, where archNemeses felt the Frank Hemd power and outplayed your team easily. All in all it was impossible to defend this situation when moments like that happen.

21:25 The player aeRo only had to play the ball in the corner and the situation would be safe and it would never come to a situation like that. Conversely another moment where the player Pray felt the power and scored easy going. This shows that good teams like archNemeses try and it this situation also did punish the opponent for it seems not important moves.

26:45 The ball is comming by a goalkeeper. It is self explaining and I do not have to say anything here.

27:00 If a goalkeeper fails it is in 95% a goal, also self explaining.

34:15 Frank Hemd is now on the pitch, ofc he is scoring what else.

35:30 Again F R A N K Gott den Geilem what else...

yes, i can watch too, but why am i playing so bad?

less skills

this will help all players you want to teach for sure!

True every contact with Frank Hemd den Geilem can players help to play better. Maybe sometimes it's not seeable, but in the subconscious it is a different feeling!

The question has to be more precise, first you wanted to know why you conceded so many goals and the completly right analysis was posted. Not even I can do magic that a player is good from one to another day.