I am retiring at the end of the season, been meaning too retire since Season 4 but wanted to stay to the very end of Arriba (Emotional Attachment ftw).
I've had great times over the nearly two years since FM and the times before FM with Jonni/Mad/Aero and others who were around back then (Sorry if I forgot, please tell me who I've forgotten) and I will sorely miss you lot.
I will still be around on TS fairly often and will happily play for UK if needed though

Cheers. (Sorry for stealing your thunder Jonni+Arriba)
#UKGK #SWEEPER-KEEPER #1STRIKER
--------------------------------------------------- Heer's sum records u may want 2 know: ------------------------------------------------------
Arriba best UK teem by far: finished top 2 for 5 ssn's in a row #blakoff
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Leeg top scorer (S1)
League top scorer and assists combined (S1)
League winner (S1)
Players Player of the season (S1)
Scoring more than the bottom 3 teams combined (S1)
3rd place in Most halves played (S1)
3rd place in Most goals/assists in one game (S1)
Scored 70% of all Arriba goals (S1)
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League top Scorer (S2)
2nd highest assister (S2)
League top scorer and assister combined total (S2) (Fat Fuck Who Took All The Points)
League winner (S2)
Had my own trophy named after me called the 'Deerhaunter99's CHOICE AWARDS TROPHY' (S2)
Forward of the season (S2)
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League runner up assister (S3)
League runner up (S3)
Cup runner up (S3) (Sponsored by Dumz Coffe Stor)
3rd place assister in Cup (S3)
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First player to score 50 goals
First player to score 50 goals for one club
First Welshman to score 50 goals
First Welshman to score 50 goals for one club
First Welshman to exist on Haxball
One of the first 4 people to join FM (Ye it's a record, deal with it)
Longest serving non-captain
THE LEAST CLASSIEST PLAYER ON FM (S1/S2/S3/S4/S5/S6)
(S4/S5/S6 Were periods where I gave up and cba to play)