Feed Me Haxball

The book that you will buy is written by the haxball's most infamous and feared destroyer of men, lr16. His contemporaries have bestowed upon him the title Sir lr16. And those dwelling in the forgotten, forlorn mountains of Latvia reverently refer to him as dēls kuce, a term lr16 personally deciphered using his mastery of linguistics. It means, simply, "the Great and Humble Bearer of Knowledge." In the coming pages, lr16's commentary and tales of heroic adventure will initiate you into the world of superhuman greatness. Allow him to carry you like a frail damsel through the world of professional haxball as he trains, deals with moronic captains, expresses his disdain for his teammates in general and finds support and encouragement from fans. Permit him to cleanse your mind's palate and teach you the truth about history, politics, endangered species, cinema, terrorists, music, particle accelerators, and his plans for creating a lr16ocracy, which translates as "a Better Earth." Shower him with praise as he takes you into his manly mitts like a lump of clay and reshapes you in his own likeness. Like all men of myth and legend, lr16 strives for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; FM brought us the modern-day UK haxball; and lr16 now brings us the step-by-step guide to being a great human being, patriot and haxball legend.There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be lr16. The time has come for The Voice of Reason.

lr16 wrote:Available for interviews now as I am promoting my newest book. The book is called "The Voice of Reason", available on Amazon on May the 28th. The book is written by the man himself, the legend, lr16.

The book that you will buy is written by the haxball's most infamous and feared destroyer of men, lr16. His contemporaries have bestowed upon him the title Sir lr16. And those dwelling in the forgotten, forlorn mountains of Latvia reverently refer to him as dēls kuce, a term lr16 personally deciphered using his mastery of linguistics. It means, simply, "the Great and Humble Bearer of Knowledge." In the coming pages, lr16's commentary and tales of heroic adventure will initiate you into the world of superhuman greatness. Allow him to carry you like a frail damsel through the world of professional haxball as he trains, deals with moronic captains, expresses his disdain for his teammates in general and finds support and encouragement from fans. Permit him to cleanse your mind's palate and teach you the truth about history, politics, endangered species, cinema, terrorists, music, particle accelerators, and his plans for creating a lr16ocracy, which translates as "a Better Earth." Shower him with praise as he takes you into his manly mitts like a lump of clay and reshapes you in his own likeness. Like all men of myth and legend, lr16 strives for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; FM brought us the modern-day UK haxball; and lr16 now brings us the step-by-step guide to being a great human being, patriot and haxball legend.There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be lr16. The time has come for The Voice of Reason.