Position: At the forefront of this association - the leader - the king
Motivation for joining: I once crushed a pigeon with my bare hands - I feel I can incorporate this into my haxball endeavours
Why you would be a good fit for the Academy Team: I am a young up-and-coming Nigerian haxballer, I have not played for long; we have only had internet in Nigeria for 2 weeks. But I am already the best in all of Central Africa - better than that silly cunt Francis Umbongo, he uses an Ethiopian macro. If you don't pick me then I will slaughter 7 goats, you have until midnight Friday 25th August to make the correct decision.
