Feed Me Haxball

Hi all
I'm doupi and I come from Czechia (a third world country in Central Europe).
I've first played this game in March 2011 but then I took kinda long pause, starting to play in a Czech league in December.. played there since then.
I've played 3v3 and 4v4 there (4v4 on big easy, which is way more cooler by the way), then heard of German league which is played on Big and one player cannot defend there! As my motto in haxball is "Defending is for pussies" (which I stick with even on 2v2 when I GK), I've decided ideal position for me is striker. My captain (, leader, legend) Rautovic then signed us up not only to YES but also here. With the coolest name of all clubs..
Yeah so that's pretty much all

Inb4 Girg Right wing views

Well generally it's best to play in the right wing if you're right-footed, but due to the evolution of modern football, because of the fast-pace and the need for more tactical variation, which includes constant player rotation, the left-right paradigm has changed recently and the right-footed doctrine has become obsolete. If you're a winger (right or left), you shouldn't have a 'weaker foot' at all, but if you do, you must compensate that with your pace and dribbling abilities.