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Jermain Defoe
A clinical finisher who's always seemed to be consistent in the upper echelons of the English game. Somewhat harshly overlooked for a major international tournament int he past, but has proven more often than not to be one of the better choices in the national side.

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Wayne Rooney
Probably the country's most effective and creative attacking player, one could make a case either way as to whether this man's 'world class' or not. Prone to both the farcical and sublime, and known to often carry the fate of his team upon his shoulders.

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Roy Keane
A fiery, combative midfielder with of course an unshakable Manchester association, at his best played a remarkably efficient passing and technical game, perhaps though a victim of letting his temper get in the way of playing to his best on a few occasions. :s

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Joe Hart
From fairly humble origins has made his name as his country's number one goalkeeper. Plays at one of the top teams in one of the top divisions, with some of the sharpes shot stopping reflexes and distribution skills around. Has some level of international claim yet is still to really prove himself against the very best Europe has to offer.

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David Dunn
A very loyal player, and one who's sometimes criminally underrated for someone with such technical skill. Has played with some of the country's most historic, if maybe not the most prestigious, teams, and despite what some would say as a rather slow playstyle has at times led to him being recognised as one of the most naturally skilled players in the country, with the ability to lend himself almost equally to attack and defence.

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Robert Green
Perhaps a bit of a clichéd choice here, but it's easy to forget how not long ago he was considered as one of his country's safest fair of hands, even if now he's remembered more for his gaffes than anything else. Nonetheless has shown a fair deal of raw ability in the goalkeeping department, and can often keep his head when all around theem seem to be losing theirs. Now plays for a second-tier team looking to help restore their top-flight status.

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Roy Carroll
Well what can we say here, a well travelled and cultured goalkeeper, and has had a career which has seen him play with some talented players from across Europe, to be fair to him has picked up a good understanding of the game too, again though somewhat sadly has seen his mistakes feature more prominently in his public perception than anything else.

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Scott Parker
Has had quite a quiet and lengthy career yet I would say that only fairly recently have people really begun to give this player the credit he deserves, a very skilful passer of the ball, and one with a great intelligence too. I would also say probably one of the most well liked people in the game too, and has awlays been a faithful servant to his teams