Feed Me Haxball

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 6:49 pm**

So like going to rate all of you just post if you want me to.

I will rate on:

Shooting - Ability to shoot the ball where goalie isn't at, accuracy of the shot, sniping
Positioning - Overall positioning. Effectiveness of where you place yourself to setup a scoring opportunity.
Passing - Ability to pass it quickly and on target. Accuracy of passes.
Ball-Control - Ability to wall-bounce around opponents, dribble the ball, setup for a pass.
Versatility - Ability to adjust to new developments in a game and play several positions.
Consistency - Ability for you to play good consistently and not choke. Basically, the higher the rating the less you choke.
Technique - The effectiveness of the way you play the game.

For Goalies: (Will rate you on this even if you don't play GK often)
(GK) Positioning - being in the right spot to stop shots
(GK) Clearing - getting ball out of defensive zone
(GK) Transition to offense - read what it says
(GK) Aggression - knowing when to charge people
(GK) Agility - wall moves/ability to change position
(GK) Instinct - being in the right spot during random chaos, own goal prevention, "dat save" ability, etc

Overall level.

Player rankings:
Jonny-85
Socrates-81
GOKU-80
V-11-78.7
Chef-76.7
F1-76.5
Aero-75.3
Alec-72.2
DEV-72.1
Blazing-72
Mick-70.1

GK rankings
Chef-81.8
Jonny-81.3
Blazing-77.5
Alec-77.1
F1-76
Socrates-75.1
Mick-67.5
Aero-5

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 6:56 pm**

rate me.

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:00 pm**

Go for it, but be warned - if anyone gets a better rating than me in any category then im deleting my account and gone forever

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:01 pm**

ahuh

Inb4 rage deletion

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:03 pm**

GOKU WAN wrote:rate me.

Shooting - 70
Positioning - 76
Passing - 84
Ball-Control - 80
Versatility - 75
Consistency - 85 (Chill as fuck)
Technique - 90 (You play your strengths well and Deja supports your weaknesses)

For Goalies:
Never seen you between the sticks.

Overall: 80

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:09 pm**

socrates wrote:Go for it, but be warned - if anyone gets a better rating than me in any category then im deleting my account and gone forever

Shooting - 77
Positioning - 80
Passing - 78
Ball-Control - 73
Versatility - 90 (Fwd/Mid/GK)
Consistency - 89 (That second match against Deja)
Technique - 80 (I'd like to see you play in your best position more which imo is mid, but you need a team to work around that and now with Cookies you do!)

Overall: 81

For Goalies: (Will rate you on this even if you don't play GK often)
(GK) Positioning - 78
(GK) Clearing - 76
(GK) Transition to offense - 80
(GK) Aggression - 69
(GK) Agility - 73
(GK) Instinct - 75

GK Overall: 75.1

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:23 pm**

Mick wrote:ahuh

Inb4 rage deletion

Shooting - 69
Positioning - 72
Passing - 74
Ball-Control - 68
Versatility - 65 (Learn some bounces etc)
Consistency - 73 (Since joining Leftovers you have played quite well at the back helping them or trying to keep the scores down!)
Technique - 70 (You don't always choose the right option and this leads to losing, you have the skills just use them correctly)

Overall: 70.1

For Goalies: (Will rate you on this even if you don't play GK often)
(GK) Positioning - 71
(GK) Clearing - 65
(GK) Transition to offense - 68 (You sit back a bit too much)
(GK) Aggression - 65 (Don't see you rush out to cut chances much)
(GK) Agility - 68
(GK) Instinct - 68

GK Overall: 67.5 (ooh)

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:26 pm**

Do me.

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:26 pm**

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:28 pm**

Pls x

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:29 pm**

Not bad, I'm a bit better with wall bounces now :)

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:31 pm**

RATE ME.

Anything above 0 in anything would be lovely :)

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:34 pm**

DEVINURDOG wrote:Do me.

Shooting - 69
Positioning - 74
Passing - 74
Ball-Control - 68 (Get some tricks)
Versatility - 74
Consistency - 73 (You always put in a decent effort in league matches, dat 8 goals 8 assists)
Technique - 73 (You help support the attacker on CB's very well which I'm sure they thank you for alot..., just remember you are not a forward.)

Overall: 72.1

For Goalies: (Will rate you on this even if you don't play GK often)
Not often and properly enough

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:42 pm**

Chef wrote:.

Shooting - 75 (Pretty good for a GK tbf)
Positioning - 75
Passing - 78
Ball-Control - 73
Versatility - 70 (Get back in goal)
Consistency - 80 (When not lagging :D)
Technique - 86 (You play your strengths so well, that is why you're regarded as top 3 GK and was first draft pick.)

Overall:76.7

For Goalies: (Will rate you on this even if you don't play GK often)
(GK) Positioning - 88
(GK) Clearing - 86
(GK) Transition to offense - 79
(GK) Aggression - 75 (You back away when its best to rush a majority of the time)
(GK) Agility - 79 (You just like the straight up clearance which is fine in my eyes)
(GK) Instinct - 84 (You're a natural GK so stay that way)

GK Overall: 81.8

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:43 pm**

You've underrated Chef imo.

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:47 pm**

rate meee

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:50 pm**

Plz x

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 7:57 pm**

Alec Baldwin wrote:Pls x

Shooting - 67
Positioning - 71
Passing - 74 (Seen some nice passes whilst playing up field more)
Ball-Control - 73
Versatility - 76 (Solid GK and Mid)
Consistency - 71 (v NWA)
Technique - 74

Overall: 72.2 (You need some practice :/)

For Goalies: (Will rate you on this even if you don't play GK often)
(GK) Positioning - 78
(GK) Clearing - 75 (Work on this for Deja)
(GK) Transition to offense - 79 (You prefer playing up so this obviously is good, you leave a weak defence behind though)
(GK) Aggression - 75 (RUSH! Sometimes!)
(GK) Agility - 78 (Use those sneaky bounces)
(GK) Instinct - 78 (You are a mid but still are a top-tier GK, cu@mid next season)

GK Overall: 77.1

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 8:02 pm**

Maddude wrote:
Alec Baldwin wrote:Pls x

Shooting - 67
Positioning - 71
Passing - 74 (Seen some nice passes whilst playing up field more)
Ball-Control - 73
Versatility - 76 (Solid GK and Mid)
Consistency - 71 (v NWA)
Technique - 74

Overall: 72.2 (You need some practice :/)

For Goalies: (Will rate you on this even if you don't play GK often)
(GK) Positioning - 78
(GK) Clearing - 75 (Work on this for Deja)
(GK) Transition to offense - 79 (You prefer playing up so this obviously is good, you leave a weak defence behind though)
(GK) Aggression - 75 (RUSH! Sometimes!)
(GK) Agility - 78 (Use those sneaky bounces)
(GK) Instinct - 78 (You are a mid but still are a top-tier GK, cu@mid next season)

GK Overall: 77.1

I agree I need practice playing outfield, but nobody is ever willing to play in defence. Cath, Jonny and Chef are the only other people who are, and whenever I'm on their team I don't begrudge them playing non-GK for a change.

TY though.

Posted: **October 28th, 2011, 8:06 pm**

aeRo wrote:RATE ME.

Anything above 0 in anything would be lovely :)

YOU NINJA EDITER!

Shooting - 100
Positioning - 100
Passing - 100
Ball-Control - 100
Versatility - 0 you're bad

100 (Dat one time and one touch play)
Consistency - 12 (You're a mess and tend to troll/lag

)
Technique - 100 (When playing well you do mostly the right things, you know when you don't because I shout)

Overall: 96.8

Troll level: 100 (GOT EM).
CSM level: 100 ( HOW ARE YOU HIGHER RANKING THAN ME, DAT ROG!)
Cod level: High+++++ (YOU'RE SO FUCKING KEEN!

)

For Goalies: 100

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