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With the help of Maddude, Ghost, Blazing, Mick and Socrates I've come up with FIFA ratings for everyone, basically its just a rating of 1-99. The players that are used are ones from the league teams but also a few that are wanting to play in Season 2. Some players may have been missed off, so just say if there is anyone you notice who is missing. Thoughts? If a few people are saying someone is too high/low then I'll move them.

jonnyynnoj - 85
Chef - 83
Deerhaunter - 81
Maddude - 80
Socrates - 79
Cathalio - 78
ace000 - 77
Lloyd Banks - 76
CircleBoy - 76
Ghost - 75
Donny - 75
mc smiley - 74
GOKU - 73
F1 - 73
V-11 - 73
thor - 70
Rachel - 70
Aero - 69
any1 - 69
Zizou - 68
Alec Baldwin - 68
Cookies - 68
Blazing - 67
Aidan - 67
rising star - 65
DEVINURDOG - 65
TTom - 64
NavJuve - 62
opc - 61
Shockboy - 61
Tanzim - 60
Mick - 60
play4fun - 59
Griffin - 57
W - 57
Joey - 55
QEZO - 45

Cue everyone crying. Also, don't just blame me, blame those other five too!

Don't think of this as being one of the worst players, everyone in that list is a decent player tbh. No one ball chase or misses open goals over and over again. You'd be 20's if you did that.

Fuck you, I'm better than W. Me and W to switch places.

Also, PoppyDan isn't as good as Shockboy.

Ghost is way too high.

Poppy and thor overrated imo

Play4fun should be about 77-78
Good list

Personal attack

Lol alec,blazing and devin are all better than me.

How is Maddude an 87?

What has he done in the league so far this season?

There are probably loads more I disagree with but this is the first one which stands out to me.

Never an 87, sorry.

mc smiley wrote:How is Maddude an 87?

What has he done in the league so far this season?

There are probably loads more I disagree with but this is the first one which stands out to me.

Never an 87, sorry.

What would you put him on? If others agree then I'll move him down.

87 is a bit much tbh

PoppyDan and Maddude both been adjusted so far. If people disagree then say in here and if a few say then I'll move them. You don't need to cry about it.

Piss off, I'm better than W and PoppyDan. Why do you think I got ahead of him in the draft?

Donny wrote:With the help of Maddude, Ghost, Blazing, Mick and Socrates I've come up with FIFA ratings for everyone, basically its just a rating of 1-99. The players that are used are ones from the league teams but also a few that are wanting to play in Season 2. Some players may have been missed off, so just say if there is anyone you notice who is missing. Thoughts? If a few people are saying someone is too high/low then I'll move them.

jonnyynnoj - 90
Chef - 89
Deerhaunter - 87
Maddude - 84
Socrates - 84
Cathalio - 84
ace000 - 83
George Best - 83
Donny - 82
Lloyd Banks - 82
CircleBoy - 81
Ghost - 81
mc smiley - 81
F1 - 80
V-11 - 80
thor - 80
rising star - 80
GOKU - 79
Zizou - 79
opc - 79
Shockboy - 79
PoppyDan - 78
Rachel - 78
TTom - 78
W - 78
any1 - 78
Aidan - 77
Alec Baldwin - 77
Blazing - 77
DEVINURDOG - 77
Mick - 77
Tanzim - 77
NavJuve - 76
Griffin - 76
play4fun - 76
Joey - 74
QEZO - 68

Cue everyone crying. Also, don't just blame me, blame those other five too!


Edits:
PoppyDan lowered from 80 to 78.
Maddude lowered from 87 to 84.

If you ask me

*looks at how high most of socs team are*

*looks at league table*

:D

jonnyynnoj - 85
Chef - 83
Deerhaunter - 83
Maddude - 80
Socrates - 80
Cathalio - 78
ace000 - 80
Donny - 100
Lloyd Banks - 77
CircleBoy - 79
Ghost - 79
mc smiley - 0 nah 79
GOKU - 77
F1 - 76
V-11 - 77
thor - 76
Rachel - 76
Zizou - /
Shockboy - 75
PoppyDan - 76
TTom - 76
any1 - 75
Aidan - 101
Alec Baldwin - 75
rising star - 75
Blazing - 76
DEVINURDOG - 76
Mick - 76
Tanzim - 75
opc - 74
NavJuve - 73
Griffin - 73
play4fun - 74
W - /
Joey - /
QEZO - /

I'm higher than 90

And now for a little bit of math (which was correct at time of posting but donny has since moved people around)

NWA

Total - 329
Average - 82.5
Ratings Position - 2nd
League Position - 1st


Deja

Total - 316
Average - 79
Ratings Position - Joint 5th
League Position - 5th


Catheltio

Total - 321
Average - 80.25
Ratings Position - 4th
League Position - 4th


ARRIBA!

Total - 338
Average - 84.5
Ratings Position - 1st
League Position - 2nd on goal dif


Soccerettes

Total - 325
Average - 81.25
Ratings Position - 3rd
League Position - 6th


Circle's Boys

Total - 316
Average - 79
Ratings Position - Joint 5th
League Position - 3rd on goal diff

CircleBoy wrote:And now for a little bit of math

NWA

Total - 329
Average - 82.5
Ratings Position - 2nd
League Position - 1st


Deja

Total - 316
Average - 79
Ratings Position - Joint 5th
League Position - 5th


Catheltio

Total - 321
Average - 80.25
Ratings Position - 4th
League Position - 4th


ARRIBA!

Total - 338
Average - 84.5
Ratings Position - 1st
League Position - 2nd on goal dif


Soccerettes

Total - 325
Average - 81.25
Ratings Position - 3rd
League Position - 6th


Circle's Boys

Total - 316
Average - 79
Ratings Position - Joint 5th
League Position - 3rd on goal diff

Pretty much right then.

Nothing good can come of this.

Also, Rachel being an 80 is fucking ridiculous.

Blazing, Dev, Alec, Shockboy should all be more 3 or 4 points higher.
GOKU, me, NAV, play4fun should all be 1 or 2 points higher.

Rachel should be about 5 points lower.
Mad, Cath, Lloyd, Ghost, Donny should be 1 or 2 points lower.

People heavily underrate Rachel. People have said she should be like 77 but I'm sticking by 80 for now.

Also, Mad is gonna end up below QEZO at this rate. :lol:

Not gonna sob about it because it's only virtual but I'll briefly give my perspective on what could be corrected:

Ok, I'll start off with saying that I won't comment to LOWER anyone's ratings, because they could be right. But players I do think deserve to get higher ratings are thor, Alec Baldwin, rising star, Blazing, Aidan, DEVINURDOG, CircleBoy and myself. Feel free to comment on this, because it's your own opinion, but I think that we've proved ourselves so far in the league, which is what matters. Other than that though, the vast majority are in the right place to be fair. I don't really mind though lol, it's just a bit of fun.

Rachel and Thor aren't on the same standard of Aero, put them down by 2 points.