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Thought I'd make a cheeky thread on peoples opinions of players and their positions and see who people rate.
You can do this from a 3v3/4v4 perspective or even overall if you wish.
Only 1 position per player though, if a certain player plays more than 1 position then you choose where you think that player plays best. You can of course mention yourself if you wish.

My top 5 (only mentioning players I have actually watched and/or played with so don't get butthurt)

4v4 perspective

GK
Cheese
Cookies
Cath
Rolex
Circleboy

DM
V11
Jonni
Edgar Davids
TT
Fap

AM
TTom/Mad (wasnt sure where to put mad, imo he can play DM/AM/FWD all really well)
Banks
Soc
Joehan
Sukh

FWD
X
Deer
Ace
Rising
Aidan (cos he'd be so mad if he didnt make top 5)

Once again this is only people I have seen play, there may be some better fm'ers for these positions, but you cunts can make your own list.

Good shit. Inb4 butthurt. 4v4, only listed FM'ers(past & present) and only listed those I've played with/against.


GK

Cath
Chef
CB
Cookies
Rolex


DM

Jonny
TT
Maddude
Griffin
Edgar


AM

TTom
Soc
Sukh
Menso
z1c0


FW

Rising
Deer
Rvilla
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>not me top in every position, people pls

GK:
Cath
Cookies
Chef
TT
Cheese
(Mad)

DM:
jonny
fapi
Edgar
Griffin
V-11
(Mad)

AM:
TTom
Soci
Joehan
Dooms
Sukh
(Mad)

Fwd:
Aero
Ghost
Cath
Vargo
CB
(Mad)

sikkkkkkkkkkkkk im top 5 SNM

in no order btw

gk
cheese
cath
cooki tm
usopp
cb


#back0ff protectors
v11
edgar
jonni
tt
fap

am
sukh
j0ehan
mad
s0ckr8s
b@ankz
mens0

fwd
rising
deer
x
redboy
rv1lla

ive forgotten who plays on fm tbh

In no order

GK:

CB
Cheese
Cathalio11
TT
ksd


DM:

Jonny
Fap
Ogre
F1
V-11

AM:

Fr1sky
Joehan
TTom
Socrates
Sukh

Fwd:

Deerhaunter99
Redboy
Rising st4r
Banks
Maddude

As everyone is going with a 4v4 perspective, I'll do the same.

fap wrote:Only 1 position per player though, if a certain player plays more than 1 position then you choose where you think that player plays best.

ignored lol

Some players are in the top 5 in more than one position IMO



GK

Chef
Cath
CB
Cheese
Maddude

DM

jonny
Chef
V11
Cheese
Maddude

AM

Maddude
TTom
jonny
BANKS
socrates

FWD

Maddude
deerhaunter99
Rvilla
risingstar
X


I didn't put it in order though. Too tough to call with these players.


If I played by the rules, I would add Vargo, ksd, Edgar, Fabregas, aero and Ka0s

GK:
Cath
Chef
CircleBoy
Cookies
Constantinople

DM:
Cheese
Jonni
fap
Griffin
V-11

AM:
TTom
Joehan
Sukh
Banks
socrates

FWD:
Maddude
Deer
Redboy
X
TT

GK:

1.Cheese
2.Cath
3.CB
4.r0lex
5.Usopp/TT


DM:
1.Jonny
2.V-11/Fap
3.Ghost
4.F1
5.Cookies

AM:
1.Socrates
2.Maddude
3.Joehan
4.GOKU
5.Griffin

Fwd:
1.Nino
2.Maddude
3.Ace
4.Deer
5.BANKS

No particular order
4v4 btw

GK:
CB
rolex
TT
Edgar Davids
Schnuppel

DM:
jonni
Griffin
Ghost
V-11
Cheese

AM:
echsehh
Sukh
TTom
socrates
fappy

ST:
deerhaunter99
Banks
Maddude
ace000
Rvilla

Mine are in no particulaur order because some people are good at different things so it's hard to compare :)

GK:
Cath
Cookies
Ksd
CB
Usopp

DM
ynnoJ
OPC
TT
Cheese
Socrates

AM
Ttom
Maddude
Kaos
Fabregas
Klinsa

FWD
Deer
Rising
RVilla
X
Ace

Aero knows

GK
Cath
Cookies
Vargo
CB
Shockboy
Ghost

DM
Jonny
Ghost
F1
Vargo
Rachel
Ghost

AM
Rami
Mad
Rising
Socrates
TTom
Ghost

FWD
Deer
Rvilla
Rising
BANKS
Rami
Ghost

not in order

GK:
Jonny
Cath
ksd
Cookies
F1

DM
Edgar
Rachel
Fap
Ghost
Cheese

AM
Kaos
Sukh
Avinash
Maddude
Menso


FWD
Attaxshot
Rvilla
Aidan
Aero
X

In no particular order

Only counting players who play currently or active on the site.

4v4

GK:
Circleboy
Anglo
Cathalio
F1
Cookies

DM:
Griffin
Edgar Davids
Jonnyynnoj
Rachel
Sax

AM:
Maddude
Joehan
Ttom
Deerhaunter99
Socrates

FWD:
Lloyd Banks
Rising.Star
Nino
Ace000
Rvilla


But then there's

Kaos
Redboy
Ksd
Klinsa
Aaron
Rachel
Opc
Rami
Redboy
Menso
TT
Rolex
Fap
Aidan
Mick (troll)
TehBeast
Booba
etc....

So many more players -_-

Rocks:
Aero - jewel in the AC crown
Cath - because he told me so
Roly - manz shook...
The Mighty Hesur - mb
Aidan - u mafia bro?

Lynchpins:
Aero - as above
Mani - prone to randos
Fap - got yr backoff
Gruffalo - man mountain
Jonny - i thought it was aidan who couldn't pass?

Creative Sparks:
Aero - as above
Tom - pass it you mong...
Joe - statistically sound.... Basro pls...
Mad - had to gamble son...
Soc - I'm lagging ... sub

Heartbreakers:
Aero - as above
Aidan - as above
Deer - why the fuck didn't he pass it to me?
Banks - manz after your goal scoring record son...
Ghosty - surgical precision to order - og of a superior nature...

Bench:
Cookies - anyone branded a 'pet' cannot be taken seriously...
CB - subbed off early in the AC game with debateable lag issues, snm...
Ace - prone to making me look a twat, pls take your firewall down...
Lek - melon worshipper - snm...
Fab - as above
F1 - m1ce
Tanz - last of the great spammers...
Sam - late night drunk haxer...
RS - froze...
Ovo - COOOOMMMEEEE OOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!

GK:
CircleBoy
Cheese
anglo
Schnuppel
Cookies

DM:
jonny
Griffin
Edgar Davids
Rachel
Fap

AM:
sax
Maddude
TTom
kAos
Sukh

FWD:
deer
rising
Rvilla
X
Aidan

TT .... :lol:

What a guy.

Tommy T wrote:Rocks:
Aero - jewel in the AC crown
Cath - because he told me so
Roly - manz shook...
The Mighty Hesur - mb
Aidan - u mafia bro?

Lynchpins:
Aero - as above
Mani - prone to randos
Fap - got yr backoff
Gruffalo - man mountain
Jonny - i thought it was aidan who couldn't pass?

Creative Sparks:
Aero - as above
Tom - pass it you mong...
Joe - statistically sound.... Basro pls...
Mad - had to gamble son...
Soc - I'm lagging ... sub

Heartbreakers:
Aero - as above
Aidan - as above
Deer - why the fuck didn't he pass it to me?
Banks - manz after your goal scoring record son...
Ghosty - surgical precision to order - og of a superior nature...

Bench:
Cookies - anyone branded a 'pet' cannot be taken seriously...
CB - subbed off early in the AC game with debateable lag issues, snm...
Ace - prone to making me look a twat, pls take your firewall down...
Lek - melon worshipper - snm...
Fab - as above
F1 - m1ce
Tanz - last of the great spammers...
Sam - late night drunk haxer...
RS - froze...
Ovo - COOOOMMMEEEE OOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Tanz is not last of the great spammers!

I stand corrected Opsee :) Lovely goal btw the one in your sig...

Hardly against top class opposition tbf :lol: